YOu've gone soft in the middle, getting old and grey! Life is like a toilet roll
I'm going strait to the IVY pool in my best pair of ball length bathers to show of my Crackwax to all the lovely ladies!!! Including you, you, you and especially you! TOuch it, feel it! Be the pool pony!
For your info..... I never made it to the IVY pool. Got rocked at home instead on a bottle of Red Kelpie Rum! Tried to skate board down the hallway and ole onto the washing machine before pissing on myself, kicking a speaker and sleeping on the kitchen floor
What kind of socialite says a thing like that??
ReplyDeleteYOu've gone soft in the middle, getting old and grey! Life is like a toilet roll
I'm going strait to the IVY pool in my best pair of ball length bathers to show of my Crackwax to all the lovely ladies!!! Including you, you, you and especially you! TOuch it, feel it! Be the pool pony!
Have fun in the country with your Mumma
For your info.....
ReplyDeleteI never made it to the IVY pool. Got rocked at home instead on a bottle of Red Kelpie Rum! Tried to skate board down the hallway and ole onto the washing machine before pissing on myself, kicking a speaker and sleeping on the kitchen floor
Hells Rad is my maiden name